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Mary had a little H to H
His fleece was white as a red sweater
and there were a few places where Mary went where H to H was there to make her feel better.

H to H Piper
Picked a pair of cute hound dogs
How many hot dogs has H to H to hit on
Before he has his honey?

Simple Simon met H to H going to the rodeo,
Said Simple Simon to our little H to H,
"show me first your bullhorn,"
said Simple Simon to our little H to H,
"whoa hold on here, this is going a little to far for me."

(Poem dedicated to I to I and our ill-fated relationship, pictured below).