Fofurree Central

I thought I had better update you all on JB. We are quite worried here as Worc has been unable to locate him for almost a week. At his last campsite Worc found an empty box of KFC, the servants cell phone that JB had been using to 'Twitter' and a mini bottle of single malt whiskey, empty, of course.
Sullivan has been into the woods looking for clues, but nothing yet. The Don has suggested a search party if we don't hear something soon.
Sullivan is going to head out next week to find Great Mother Bear, as JB had intended to drop in on her on his way to find Doris, and the meaning of life.

Bilbo