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Hello friends. I think that after I go to Yale to learn to become President I will take classes on plumbery. Plumbery is the art of fixing all things that need plumbed. If you don't know what plumbed is, it is when your toilet is broke and a plumb expert, or a plumber, comes and fixes it.
The past few days have been very hectic for my handler when it comes to the needs of a plumber. First the sewer filter at his work broke twice. Then at home he has to jiggle the handle of the toilet all the time. I asked him what I could do to help and he asked if I knew any good plumbers.
I didn't. So I decided that since I didn't know any I should know one, and I don't know anyone better than myself, and Dale Yale. More on him later. So pretty soon friends when I get accepted to Yale, yours truely will become the Master Degreed Plumber/President.
Thank you and good night.

A long time ago in a land far, far away people called the Pilgrims wanted to come to America to go to Yale University. The leader of the Pilgrims was film legend John Wayne. John Wayne and some other people decided to wear funny hats and really big belt buckles and the women wore bonnets. They dressed like that because if you saw a picture of them dressed normal you wouldn't know they were pilgrims getting ready for the Thanksgiving pictures.
The pilgrims had to go from Alaska to Yale on a boat, and all they had to eat was cheeseburgers and cranberrys from a can. When they landed on Plymouth Rock it broke their boat and they lost all the cheeseburgers they had on board.
"Oh no", said Pilgrim John, "what do we eat now? I really like eating cranberrys from the can but we can only do so much with it."
At the same time the Native Americans were going to visit their familys. They had Turkey and stuffing, green beans, and pumpkin pie. " I wish we had cranberrys from a can", said one of the Native Americans. Just then one of the children looked out of the window of there car and said, "Oh, look, cans of cranberrys!"
The Native Americans and the Pilgrims decided to eat all the food together and they were thankful that it wasn't extremely cold because they ate all the food outside on a big table.
Just then a parade of people came down the streets with big balloons of Charlie Brown and Lizza Minelli was singing on a float. The parade ended with Santa Clause waving at everyone.
The Pilgrims and the Native Americans all let their belts loose after they ate and watched the football game. John Wayne and Pocahontas got married. Everyone was thankful that it was all over.

Hello dear friends,
It has been a while since I logged on to this web site. I have been writing Princeton. I got an email from them wanting me to go there, but I had to write them back. My email simply said, "No thank you, I am Edward the Bear and I am going to attend Yale."
As for tomorrow, I will have new pictures taken of me because the old ones are collecting too much dust.

Hello everyone. It's Edward. I was watching the show where the guy fires everyone and thought, wouldn't that be fun to fire the guy who usually writes the funny words on the screen for me. So I did. He didn't seem to mind much after he passed out.
Anyway, I am writing a book. The problem is there is too many buttons on the button board. I love them all and do not want to leave any out. When I was running for President Barbies dolls around the world asked what I would do with all the forgotten z's. I didn't know the answer. I think that's why I didn't win the election.
Also, I heard scientist came up with a new letter. I can't wait to find out more about it. Yale will surely except me if I knew all about this new letter. I will let everyone know more about it.

P.S. You're Fired (but not Ida Claire, she is my bestest of sheep friend.)

Edward wants to thank everyone who voted for him during the election. Edward really wanted to become the president so he could live in the White House and he would have invited all of his Fofurree friends to come over and jump on all the beds. But America voted and Obama won.
Edward isn't sad about this though. Obama wants change, and Edward said that he found plenty of change in the couch so he feels that in a way Obama and Edward are alike.
Edward does want to know if Ida will still be his Secretary of Big Words, because he is going to write a book of his Presidential adventures. He also really wants Joe the Plumber in his book too, because he thinks that Joe would make juice and cake come out of his sink.

Edward has been very busy trying to become President of the United States. He kissed baby elephants and told his friends that they could be in his cabinet as long as they didn't break any of the cups.
Tomorrow is election day, and Edward feels that he has a good chance of winning. He had me, the wonderful narriator, buy him a balloon so at midnight when he wins he can drop it from the ceiling. Edward wants all of you to Vote 4 Edward tomorrow.